An Interview with Paddy O’Shaughnessy.
We caught up with Cuinas’ main Agent, Paddy O’Shaughnessy. He let us delve into his life and his plans for the future. the meeting takes place in the secret location close to Pheonix park that passes as the Cuinas’ headquarters.
What’s your favourite movie?
Die Hard. Because who wants to die easy.
“One and Only” by Chesney hawkes. I mean I wont wear no uniform.
Books are a dying trend. who reads books anymore.
What is your greatest strength?
My endless knowledge of stuff and to do the right thing at the right time.
What is your greatest weakness?
Weaknesses are for the weak. I mean who is reading this? why would a spy use this to highlight his weakness. My enemies would have me for breakfast.
What makes you laugh out loud?
Myself. I am hilarious.
What’s the best way to cheer you up?
Saturday morning tv. That and money.
What do people like best about you?
Everything. I am the perfect package. I don’t know how I am still single
What’s your favourite way to spend a weekend?
saving the world. drinking whiskey. Preferably both.
What do you care most about it the world?
Myself. and Ireland
Where is your favourite travel destination?
Ireland. Of course. it has everything. and good pints.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
When Im not saving Ireland I like nothing more thann watching an open fire and having a pint.
What do you notice first when you walk into a room?
My stunning good looks.
What do others notice about you when you walk into a room?
My stunning good looks. I mean look at me.
What are you especially proud of in your life?
Myself. I mean I am prefection.
What is your current state of mind?
Like most days, I’m. People know I’m one cool dude.
Which talent would you most like to have?
The ability to be invisible, so I could sneak around with noone seeing me. Though as a spy I can do that normally, it would be nice not to think about it.
What do you value most in friendships?
Who are your heroes?
When was the last time you cried?
Crying is for kids. I’m no kid.
Which is your favourite season and why?
91/92 Blackburn winning the first league title.
Finally, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Ireland. shure we don’t have any snakes.
At that point in walks the leader of Cuinas asking what we were doing in the office and the interview was terminated.