Risk of Catching the Virus reason for local team's defeat. The Cretchley Crusaders slumped to a 95-0 defeat at the weekend as the team refused to tackle due to the potential to catch the Coronavirus that has almost brought the world to a stand still. Club Captain Mark Skrumton, stated his teams thinking "Alot of… Continue reading TRYing the Anecdote to solve Corunavirus
Mad Mary gives up Mass for Lent Irish woman Mary Ní Magdilin, has bravely kept her promise so far of "NO MORE GOING TO CHURCH" for lent. "I just said to myself what will I give up as I have to decide before I go to mass for Ash Wednesday. And then it Hit me,… Continue reading Lent Update: No Mass
Scientist proves that a Stopped clock is correct all the time Ross Ranner, a local scientist from Detroit (USA) has discovered that as we live in a multiple universe with infinitive timelines, then a stopped clock is right all the time, proving wrong the old theory that the stopped clock is right only twice "This… Continue reading A Stopped Clock is right all the time
The penny drops for this Eco Warrior as he flushes his way to a healthier environment. Eco Warrior, Des Acsmel (48), does his bit for the envioment by leaving his bit where it is. "Basically, when I need to go to the toilet, I do it in the woods. Like the bear. Let the… Continue reading What a Sh*t way to save the environment
It was a case of some 'Shelf'ish behavior as Planker was so rigid, she was mistaken for a shelf. Annabelle Sorin, Boston USA, was attempting to beat the world planking record set recently by a 62-year-old former US Marine has broken with a time of eight hours, 15 minutes and 15 seconds. And SHE… Continue reading What sort of Planker Are you?
Manager allows Staff have a hangover day A Business owner is Streatham has Allowed his staff to call in a "Hangover day". Joe Johnson from the JJ Kindergarden group is thought to be the first of his kind to offer staff such a deal Well we had a few people not come in for work,… Continue reading Hangover? Call the Manager
French Woman sells Kitchen Art for £25million, so Essex woman thinks she has the same. An elderly Essex woman discovered that a small painting in her kitchen might be worth £25million and she is now ready to cash in. The Painting, depicting the age old "Home sweet Home" saying in wooden blocks of different… Continue reading “Money Sweet Money” a sign of our times
