Happy new year. Going to try and do something this year. To fill in the time, here's a poem "Resolution". Poor grammar, unsure if it works. Came up with the idea at lunch to do something for the site. I haven't gone through it, but like the form. the rhyming, whilst childish, mixes it up… Continue reading 2019 – Resolutions
The major fallout of a Prexit (Premature Exit) Brexit is that more exits are being used in daily language Examples of Exits used according to Enclyopedia bi fortnighty Grexit - Grand Exit. When someone makes a comment and leaves room on a high. Also known as a "Drop mike". Actexit - An actual Exit. This… Continue reading Brexit means more Exits
Cold Toddy A Paddy O'Shaugnessy Story Deepest Russia. – Present Day The snow is falling hard in Ust'-Avam in central Russia. The landscape is covered in white as far as the eye can see. From a distance it looks like small rocks on the hill, however on closer inspection, there is a big… Continue reading Cold Toddy – from the Ciúnas Archive
Food - Belfast The cake at the centre of the "Gay cake discrimination" case has been declared "inedible" by Doctors. The cake, now inhabited by a large amount of food flies, was left in the court as the case was ongoing. The court case, started in Belfast, has been going on for nearly 4 years.… Continue reading Gay cake Goes off
A Paddy O'Shaughnassy Story Ireland – present day – School in the middle of Ireland Class time. Paddy found it hard to concentrate though. He was now part of Ciúnas, the Irish Secret Service. He had no time for this charade. He looked around the classroom of his math exam. Multiple choice.… Continue reading Papua New Guinness
Penny Taghts, from London, Used a dictionary today for the first time in her 28 years to find out what a Dictionary was. "I was aware of what it was but I didn't know what it was" She came across the book with words, which she thought was a book, many times, just putting it… Continue reading Woman (26) uses Dictionary for first time to find meaning of Dictionary
The United Nations have today issued as statement that they weren't laughing at Trump or what he was saying. A french spokeman, Jean- Paul Pénis stated "It was a timing thing, someone let a rude sound out. How do you say....fart" The Swedish official, Liten Knopp, confirmed the release of air as the meaning for… Continue reading Jokes on U.N. as laughing at a different Trump
