A Paddy O'Shaughnassy Story Ireland – present day – School in the middle of Ireland Class time. Paddy found it hard to concentrate though. He was now part of Ciúnas, the Irish Secret Service. He had no time for this charade. He looked around the classroom of his math exam. Multiple choice.… Continue reading Papua New Guinness
Penny Taghts, from London, Used a dictionary today for the first time in her 28 years to find out what a Dictionary was. "I was aware of what it was but I didn't know what it was" She came across the book with words, which she thought was a book, many times, just putting it… Continue reading Woman (26) uses Dictionary for first time to find meaning of Dictionary
The United Nations have today issued as statement that they weren't laughing at Trump or what he was saying. A french spokeman, Jean- Paul Pénis stated "It was a timing thing, someone let a rude sound out. How do you say....fart" The Swedish official, Liten Knopp, confirmed the release of air as the meaning for… Continue reading Jokes on U.N. as laughing at a different Trump
Irish Man Ian Kenny, has officially declared he only has two haircuts left before he is bald. Ian had recently got his hair cut in local barbers "Cut loose" and assessed the work done in the mirrior "I didnt say it at the time in the shop, as it is the done thing to do.… Continue reading Hair today, gone tomorrow! Man has only 2 haircuts left
Origin Present day - Quiet little town (More than 12 pubs) in Ireland. It’s Saturday. Market day. Yet the streets are quiet. On the main street of the town, there is a row of houses and shops either side. Some of the shops are closed and have been for a long time due to… Continue reading Paddy O’Shaughnessy files
Returning London comedians are been greeted with shouts of "Stay out" and "you're not welcome" all over the city. An out pour of hatred has swished towards the returning funny people as they disembark their Transport from the Highlands. One such outrage protester, Bea Karful stated: "Over the last 30 days it has been… Continue reading Last Laugh for Comedians – Londoners want you out
Paul Goatiar, 34, from Toronto Canada has a dilemma WHAT TO DO WITH USED UNDERWEAR "I mean how do I get rid of it? is it recyclable? is it Bio degradable? Should I wash it?" These are the questions Paul and many others are having to face when after 5 years they need to change… Continue reading “I don’t know what to do with used underwear”
