Photo by Kristina Paukshtite on Pexels.com Left out superheroes form support group to deal with being left out in saving the world A group of Superheroes, known as "The Vestige" have been formed in Capitol City this afternoon as they were left out of the group of superheroes who saved the world from destruction. The… Continue reading Endgame for regrets
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Woman sues earth for Net carbon neutrality leftovers
Photo by Singkham from Pexels Isabelle Pennington today launched a lawsuit against the eartht as she is beyond carbon neutral so it owes her for existing. I have dedicated my life to be for the Environment. I now actively produce oxygen in my live tree jacket that I wear. I have calculated that I have over 1,000 tonnes… Continue reading Woman sues earth for Net carbon neutrality leftovers
Fart at yoga blamed on ‘Mat movement’
Dramatisation of scene The Yoga industry took a massive shock today as a fart reverberated around the dojo. Hayden Richards, at his 3rd class, had a bit too much relaxation as he let one slip. I mean I didn't know I had it in me. It just sort of happened. It was too late to… Continue reading Fart at yoga blamed on ‘Mat movement’
Hoarder finds something useful in Hoard
Scarlett Farrow, Manchester, Today found a Spork she could use 10 years after finding it in a previous clearout. The Spork, a spoon fork combination, was purchased more than 10 years ago, and maybe even not by Scarlett, but it has survived the previous clear out in 2010 and reared its head again. I remember… Continue reading Hoarder finds something useful in Hoard
Writer buys Typewriter to show he is a writer
E.M. Kelly today bought a typewriter to finally announce to his world that he is a writer. Kelly took this purchase to his social media where he hashtagged alot that he finally made it Finally got this baby #writer #iamawriter #oldwriting #howdoyouuseoneofthese Realistically, Kelly in his tiny flat in London, has no space for such… Continue reading Writer buys Typewriter to show he is a writer
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