Photo by Singkham from Pexels Isabelle Pennington today launched a lawsuit against the eartht as she is beyond carbon neutral so it owes her for existing. I have dedicated my life to be for the Environment. I now actively produce oxygen in my live tree jacket that I wear. I have calculated that I have over 1,000 tonnes… Continue reading Woman sues earth for Net carbon neutrality leftovers
Dramatisation of scene The Yoga industry took a massive shock today as a fart reverberated around the dojo. Hayden Richards, at his 3rd class, had a bit too much relaxation as he let one slip. I mean I didn't know I had it in me. It just sort of happened. It was too late to… Continue reading Fart at yoga blamed on ‘Mat movement’
Scarlett Farrow, Manchester, Today found a Spork she could use 10 years after finding it in a previous clearout. The Spork, a spoon fork combination, was purchased more than 10 years ago, and maybe even not by Scarlett, but it has survived the previous clear out in 2010 and reared its head again. I remember… Continue reading Hoarder finds something useful in Hoard
E.M. Kelly today bought a typewriter to finally announce to his world that he is a writer. Kelly took this purchase to his social media where he hashtagged alot that he finally made it Finally got this baby #writer #iamawriter #oldwriting #howdoyouuseoneofthese Realistically, Kelly in his tiny flat in London, has no space for such… Continue reading Writer buys Typewriter to show he is a writer
Sales of Chainsaws and cutting equipment rise as Hairdressers and Beauticians get ready to open up after enforced closure for 2 months I know some of my clients. I'm concerned that the chain won't be strong enough on some of their manicureJuan - San Francisco Beautician The enforced closure came about almost worldwide due to… Continue reading Chainsaw sales up as hairdressers reopen after Covid
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