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Increase in ‘Jumper for goalposts’ games as Covid takes hold

A 78% increase in casual games of football with Jumper for goalposts as councils take away actual goalposts to stop games. One town has even set up a casual league for games daily. You say its a league, but nobody really keeps score, or do the same players play every day. And team numbers vary.… Continue reading Increase in ‘Jumper for goalposts’ games as Covid takes hold

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Big Voice in Fake crowd noise business

As we head back into events with no crowds, audiences are still looking for that authentic sound when they are watching their events, be it a murmur of prayer at a mass or shouting at the game. That's where Niall Fuentes of 'Fake boos' comes in I have been creating fake crowd reactions since I… Continue reading Big Voice in Fake crowd noise business

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Squeeze from your bottom for longer life

Scientists have announced that people who squeeze from the bottom of the Toothpaste tube can extend your life by 5 years The Institute of Teeth, who compled the servey, had 100 people divided evenly as people who squeezed their toothpaste from the middle, and people who squeezed from the bottom. We then measured their stress… Continue reading Squeeze from your bottom for longer life

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Organising a p*ss up in a Brewery is actually difficult

Event organiser Fern Hamerd, tried to organise an alcoholic event in a brewery for 20 people but struggled. My boss said I couldnt't organise a piss up in a brewery, so I tried. And she was right. I am currently evaluating my life choices. The Event, stylised as a 'Hopping party' was set in Local… Continue reading Organising a p*ss up in a Brewery is actually difficult