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Instant date in the morning!

Irish Man showers with Homemade coffee and gets date Séan O'Brien, Wicklow, saw the trend in male beauty to include caffeine in their products so he decided to make his own concoction to save money. "The Prices they charge are extortionate. I decided to take matters into my own hands and also save money" Sean… Continue reading Instant date in the morning!

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Government Warning: Dress for the body you want, not the one you have

FASHION The UK government have issued a statement, along with a hosepipe ban, has told people its "OK" to get Naked. A Whitehall representative said: "If you want to have a cool body, then don't wear shirt or trousers. Simple as" In reaction to the statement, the public has being stripping off all over most… Continue reading Government Warning: Dress for the body you want, not the one you have

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Man disappointed Facebook didn’t use his data

Outspoken Man is outraged that Facebook gave his privacy the all clear Technology Sydney, Austailia Alf Amalnot from the city today updated his social network with a phot that sent shockwaves to the people who read his blog Today I recieved an email from Facebook saying that my data wasnt used in the downfall of… Continue reading Man disappointed Facebook didn’t use his data

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Thrillseeker Holidaymaker with Deathwish

London A thrill seeking Tourist from Italy has chosen to stand in the middle of the escalator looking around during rush hour on the Jubilee tube. The Tourist, Mauro Prublemma, 17, took the stance on the stand left or right on Tuesday morning at 8.15. He was looking for a coffee place in Canary wharf.… Continue reading Thrillseeker Holidaymaker with Deathwish

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“Its Baltic” says man back from week long Ski trip

London, England Frank Freiza returned to London from a week long ski break in the French Alps to announce the weather today in London was "Balitic". Frank, a sales director for a large shoe company, made the statement when he arrived in the office 2 hours late after he was due to return from Holiday.… Continue reading “Its Baltic” says man back from week long Ski trip

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Friend no more

Technology – Girl, 12, ignoring Katie Perry as she is no longer her buddy on Snap chat. With rumoured feuds with many stars including Taylor Swift, the “Roar” singer has another beef in her life. The Girl, Delaware Jones, Delaware U.S. , is said to be distraught when she uploaded her snapchat update on Tuesday morning… Continue reading Friend no more