Workers at a large pharmaceutical company today found out that company HR representative is actually terminally ill.
Gill Feelan, who started working with the company only last year, seemed to some to never be in the office.
However, the truth was released today when a get well soon card was passed around the office for Gill.
This follows months of speculation that she was
“always on holiday”
“Probably at some wanky course full of freebies”
It is hoped that Gill can have some comfort in her dying days from the €1 card send to her today from all at the office.