Essex, England
Jacqueline, who works in a Telecommunications company, doesn’t have the ability to work from home, due to the cost of Data protection, so needs to be at the office.
“The news said not to travel, so I got absolutely smashed on wine last night watching a movie. I wouldn’t have done so if I knew I was going to work. The roads are passable and now I have no excuse.”
The local council have yet to respond to the outburst as they are cleaning up from the “beast from the East”.
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