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Woman Slams Council for been good at their Job

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Essex, England

Billericay resident, Jacqueline Frist, has lashed out at her local Councillors as they got the roads clear for her to go to work.

“Jonathan from Sales is working from home and he only is 5 mins away, its a disgrace”

Jacqueline, who works in a Telecommunications company, doesn’t have the ability to work from home, due to the cost of Data protection, so needs to be at the office.

“The news said not to travel, so I got absolutely smashed on wine last night watching a movie. I wouldn’t have done so if I knew I was going to work. The roads are passable and now I have no excuse.”

The local council have yet to respond to the outburst as they are cleaning up from the “beast from the East”.

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