Local Homeowner Trapped in Garden shed

A local Homeowner is trapped in his back garden shed as his neighbours have come out to have drinks in their garden

At 11.30am this Morning, Tom Greene, went to his garage to get screwdriver do to some odd jobs around the house.

Herself was on about needing to tighten a few things, so I thought I’d seize the day and just do it.

Tom was looking in his small Ikea toolbox when he hear noises out side

It was the bloody neighbours. They were just pushing out the chairs saying how nice of a day it was to themselves. I knew I would have to pass them heading back to the house.

Usually Tom would just grunt and walk on, but his wife has said that he needs to be more “sociable”.

I just don’t have the ability to end a conversation shortly. These guys can chat for ages. Last time they were talking to me for 3 hours. I missed the Kings coronation.

Tom is now located in the garage. choosing to wait it out.

I’m grand sure, I have just finished counting those nails there, and I’ll move on to clearing some space on the work bench to actually use the work bench other than storage.

Tom’s Wife Mary has reacted

I knew this would happen. Delighted to get some peace and quiet. He can be quite persistent, so he could be there for a while. They must know he is in there. It is a battle of wills. They are waiting him out. I’m off to the shops!