It starts with a small hole, and then bit by bit it gets bigger and bigger, it may have some friends and they all meet. then you are open to the elements
Our resident fashion Guru, Paris Matche, describes a question than has plagued man, and some women, for decades, When do you throw out worn underwear?
As soon as the first hole appears you are on a slippery slope. I would advise to get rid there and then. However, there might be sentimental value, or we are in a recession. What we need is a finite line.
When pushed to be the person that sets the line our reporter definitively stated
A bollock. When a bollock drops through, its time to say adieu. However I would be gone well before that.
Does he have any advise for the easy breezy people
As lucky as your pants are, you have to think like a tv show once said, if you get struck by a bus today, you don’t want them to see your poor underwear.
When asked about how to dispose of the underwear
Burn it. Burn it all. F*ck the environment.
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