Man uses Intuition to BBQ meats

Summer is here. Shirts off, Guns out and BBQs on.

That was part of the case of George Sparks of Manchester England, who advised his guests that he will not be taking any assistance with the BBQ and will use his feelings as BBQ is a man trait.

Its built into man, you BBQ. Right from the stone age to current day. Men are in charge of meat on the BBQ.

George set about using his BBQ. He put on the meat on the grill at 1pm and waited.

I waited for it to sizzle, but there was nothing. Then I realised there was no fire.

So George went to the local shop and bought coal and firelighters and set it all up at 2pm.

I like using coal as it gives it a special taste.

The crowd were getting hungry though. His wife advised

I tried to tell him its a gas cooker and all he needs is to flick the switch but he kept saying he didn’t want any help. People are starting to get drunk as they haven’t eaten.

With the fire set in the Gas cooker, the canister exploded and flew over the fence. Luckily noone was hurt, George was the other end of the garden telling people that its real manly to get back to his roots and cook.

Luckly the sausages stayed on the grill, as pigs dont fly

George laughed

Then George called in everyone to help themselves with the food. The drunken hoards (about 10) came in and ate all round them as they are starving. It was 4 pm.

Its good to go back to basics. Forage, food and fire. Its sorts us out from the animals. By eating animals. Its a bit cannibalistic. Sets a tone. You don’t see any cows round here.

2 days after, 3 of the people at the party are on antibiotics, 5 have the runs and 2 have being puking for 2 days with expected food poisening.