A man in Dublin has found an old phone from 2013, plugged it in and immediately text his ex boyfriend.
I was feeling very retro and said “why not”
It has been two days since, and no reply
It is strange that he hasn’t reply, I remember they were very good at replying. Why wont he reply?
In conversation with us, he finally remembered that they didn’t leave on great terms
Ah yes I remember now, I took a shit in his cistern as he ordered sushi without me. God, how petty that he still holds a grudge. Build a bridge.
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