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... 49 until I Marry you #21 Has I nice smile/laugh   Coz every moment with me is hilarious*                                     *definition of hilarious may differ to actual meaning

... 49 before I marry you #20 Non Smoker   Smoking. As bad for you as that picture I used. Glad its not in pubs now. the smell on your clothes was terrible. I am part of the generation that had experienced both. Prefer it as it is now.    

...49 until I marry you #19. Must be smaller than me At the risk of being Heightist, I have to win one battle. If I am taller than you, thats a win for me. Also useful to be spotted in crowds easily, meeting point on dancefloor and reaching for top shelf magazines

  ...49 until I marry you #18. Has a song with your name in it Taylor Swift, Elton John, Beautiful South. All write songs about current or past lovers. I need to make some money off you some how. Also preferable if you have a name that rhymes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwxXIPEW8aA

...49 until I marry you #17 Go into the bathroom after me and not gag Shitting. The one thing we all do. Mine are smellier than most. One was rumoured to have killed a family of 5 who were in a 10 metre radius during a movement. Another was told to have left a man… Continue reading 50 steps before I go jogging with you…