50 steps before I go jogging with you…

…49 until I marry you

#17 Go into the bathroom after me and not gag


Shitting. The one thing we all do.

Mine are smellier than most. One was rumoured to have killed a family of 5 who were in a 10 metre radius during a movement. Another was told to have left a man blind after walking into the waft of one.


However unbelievable those rumours are they stink. I do try and hang around if there is a smell to get rid of the smell by opening windows and fannng about.

I suppose just a tolerance that to give it a wide berth for a while is acceptable.


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