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Thrillseeker Holidaymaker with Deathwish



A thrill seeking Tourist from Italy has chosen to stand in the middle of the escalator looking around during rush hour on the Jubilee tube.

The Tourist, Mauro Prublemma, 17, took the stance on the stand left or right on Tuesday morning at 8.15. He was looking for a coffee place in Canary wharf.

His movement knocked 3 minutes of many a worker stuck behind him.

“I can’t believe it. I hate summer tourists” – Angry Man

Which lead to people who use the tube throwing abuse at Mauro

“What a dick”- Angry business woman

“Roll on Brexit” – Random Brexiteer outside station

Mauro eventually got off the escalator to a constant “tutting” of people passing by.



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