...49 until I marry you #11 Able to drive As depicted in the photo, I may need some assistance either my own doing, or actual emergency. You'll need to be able to drive. Obviously, I will return the favour when needed. However, if we are both dying, its a toss of a coin.
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Uber driver against fixed hours – Wife will know where he is
Birmingham England - Uber driver Mike Arbroc, has publicly announced his stance on UBER drivers getting fixed hours of work like normal workers as he wont be able to keep up his extramarital rendezvous "Its a disgrace really. I mean how is a man supposed to cheat when people can keep track of you." Mike,… Continue reading Uber driver against fixed hours – Wife will know where he is
50 steps before i go jogging with you…
... 49 until I marry you #10. Must like Boats Coz "Boats 'N hoes" See reference here
50 steps before I go jogging with you…
...49 until I marry you #9 Doesn't let me get away with bad puns/jokes Everyone has an off day. I have more than one in a week. Some jokes fall flat. I would like the knowledge that whilst the appreciate the effort, it was,in fact, a terrible pun/joke. Basically an audience.
50 steps before I go jogging with you…
...49 until I marry you #8 Looks good on a bicycle There is a scene in the film "Wedding crashers" in which Rachel Mcadams cycles a bike http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2xwzg Its fantastic. One day, I will live in France, grow a beard and cycle a bike to the Boulangerie (Bakery in french) and carry home my purchases… Continue reading 50 steps before I go jogging with you…
Funny Only Because I Know You 