50 Steps before I go jogging with you…

…49 until I marry you

#16 Has a feeble excuse for not doing things

We all don’t want to do EVERYTHING. No matter how much we try. My excuse for not doing things is:

“My back/groin is giving me problems”.

There are purely muscular and can’t be proved they exist. I have actually suffered from them so there is a bit of background.

Preferably a long winded excuse that has some childhood issues in there aswell

for example

“I can’t go to the shop as when I was younger I had a case of oranges fall on me and since then I have been afraid of stacked veg”.