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TOP 5 DIETS TO MAKE YOU GREAT FOR SUMMER

 

 

Style/Food

Here are the top 5 most popular diets this summer

Insta-Diet

This is a diet purely for the eyes.

Order and make what you want

Photo it

Then throw it away

Suitable for: “Instagrammers”

 

Brexit-Diet

This is a diet where you say no to any offer for food, then try to eat it all.

Suitable for: Stubborn neighsayers

 

Game of Thrones Diet

Start off the day minutely looking at all the calories keeping minimum amount needed to perform your tasks perfectly.

End the day with ordering all of Mcdonalds valuesaver.

Suitable for: People with alot of time on their hands.

 

Donald Trump Diet

Eat what you want, Deny you ate it.

Suitable for: Fake news corporations

 

Fyre Festival Diet

Pay a ridiculous amount of money for a meal, get lettuce.

Suitable for: People born post 1995.

 

 

 

 

 

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