“Coco pops” to become “Coco Popes” in new Church bid to be cool

Kellogg’s have today announced a new merger with the catholic church in a bid to win over kids.

At mass, we eat the body of Christ, and in a way, marketing, this is like that.

A spokesperson went on to state the reasoning behind the move

The quakers have Oats, so we are going with the sugar brands. We need to engage all the children in the future, for the future of the church.

In the first of the proposed joint ventures, Coco pops will be rebranded as Coco Popes

I mean its a simple one. Sometimes the simplest is the best. The turning of the milk into chocolate milk resonates with an audience

Other brand crossovers include

Pope Tarts

Rice Christians

God is grrrrrreat