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Interest rates at record low for man on Tinder

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For the 8th Straight year, Charles Duncan, 25, from Dunbatton in West England, has had low interests rates on his Tinder profile

As the world economy is looking for 2% interest rate on Average, Charles has had 0% in his own rate.

I don’t know what the problem is. I’m an average looking guy. I should be doing average on the site. I don’t even get the spam or the honey trappers.

Our investigation team reviewed Charles Duncan and can confirm that he is average looking. And based upon our spot analysis (we asked his Mother), he was good looking.

So we went to the source, the Tinder company. They issued this statement

There is someone for EVERYONE. Our bots should have hit him up. has he checked his settings of interests.

We returned to Charles and realised he has his settings set to 15 metres proximity, age 20 – 21 , University educated and earns over £50k. Something he set out when he was 17 on the app when he first started.

When asked about his real specific and unlikely target

Why Settle?

He then went back to his home office that he runs a nutrition supplement business from.

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