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Woman sues earth for Net carbon neutrality leftovers

Photo by Singkham from Pexels Isabelle Pennington today launched a lawsuit against the eartht as she is beyond carbon neutral so it owes her for existing. I have dedicated my life to be for the Environment. I now actively produce oxygen in my live tree jacket that I wear. I have calculated that I have over 1,000 tonnes… Continue reading Woman sues earth for Net carbon neutrality leftovers

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Couchto5K update – Man finds 50p

Photo from Pexels.com Stratford upon Avon resident Frances Christensen has found 50p in his bid to get 5k from the couch. Frances, who signed up to the scheme, was surprised how easy it was to find I was watching netflix and I put my hand down the side and found the cash. Delighted Frances, since… Continue reading Couchto5K update – Man finds 50p

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Squeeze from your bottom for longer life

Scientists have announced that people who squeeze from the bottom of the Toothpaste tube can extend your life by 5 years The Institute of Teeth, who compled the servey, had 100 people divided evenly as people who squeezed their toothpaste from the middle, and people who squeezed from the bottom. We then measured their stress… Continue reading Squeeze from your bottom for longer life

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Organising a p*ss up in a Brewery is actually difficult

Event organiser Fern Hamerd, tried to organise an alcoholic event in a brewery for 20 people but struggled. My boss said I couldnt't organise a piss up in a brewery, so I tried. And she was right. I am currently evaluating my life choices. The Event, stylised as a 'Hopping party' was set in Local… Continue reading Organising a p*ss up in a Brewery is actually difficult