Local Woman Elaine Sanford self diagnosed herself with Jaundice has left hospital today after she was diagnosed with 'poor filter' by hospital Selfie loving Elaine noticed her selfies were getting yellow when she took her 50th photo of her in the on her socially distant walk with her friends. I just posted it online and… Continue reading That’s a sick Selfie
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Covid Lockdown band release Album ‘Trapped’
Indie band 'Housebound' have released their first album, despite not existing before the Covid Lockdown was enforced. Lead singer Brandy Medina details how they were formed. I was sitting at home having been furloughed. Then I went on Amazon and bought a piano. Then all I needed was a band. The band had their first… Continue reading Covid Lockdown band release Album ‘Trapped’
Romance Novelist has never loved
Award winning Romance novelist B.J. Richards, has never been in love. In the publicity for his new novel 'Upclose and COVIDential', Barry John Richards has revealed that he has never loved I don't think I have been in Love. I mean its like Haddaway song "What is Love". I'm just not that bothered about it.… Continue reading Romance Novelist has never loved
Homeowner – Where did spider go?
A homeowner was today plunged into worry when a spider they had been tracking has disappeared I was tracking it to see if it was going to come near me, as I was in bed. I went to get a brush so I could deal with it humanely, and when I returned it was gone… Continue reading Homeowner – Where did spider go?
Man divorces woman after Covid haircut
With barbers and hairdressers not open due to Covid, couples are taking to cut each other's hair, with some disaterous results. Marvin Moses, from Manchester, has filed for divorce as a result of his trim of back and sides. I asked for a trim, and she butchered it His soon to be ex wife was… Continue reading Man divorces woman after Covid haircut