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Man apologizes as he gets Whiff of Armpits

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Man issues Apology to Train carriage as he accidentally gets whiff of his Armpit and he nearly vomited.

Stephen Sneldon, 47, from Berkshire, was travelling home from in a crowded carriage when the incident happened.

“It was a tough day. But it always is at work in Lush Cosmetics store in Waterloo. The train was packed. I had to stand for 3 stops then some people got off. I was making my way to the seat when the train started up again and i swung like a monkey on the strap. Right into the armpit”

This sudden movement, caused an event that will stick with Stephen for a long long time

“I gasped in air as you do in shock. I got a good suck of air. It was disgusting. The mind started to wonder. Was I like this at work? How strong is it? Should I have showered this morning?. It was very stressful”.

His reaction however told the final story

“I got sick in my mouth and swallowed it. Now I smell in the mouth and arms. I had 5 stops to go!. I stood up on seat and shouted ” I would like to apologise to my fellow passengers for the smell. I has really made me think. I hope to do better next time. “

There statement was met with silence as it was a train in the UK.

Along with the statement of apology, Stephen has started a crowdfund to raise funds for services that clean you at stations before you get on the Train.

 

“The incident was a real eyeopener. And a nostril closer. I hope noone has to smell my armpit or anyone else’s armpit ever again”

South West rail services are unavailable for comment.

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