Suns out. You’re hot. Here’s 5 tips on how to “Stay Cool” in this weather with our resident coolant Suzie Sizzledon
- Create An Instagram Account
Cool 101 is having an Instagram Account. Bonus cool points if you #DeleteFacebook.
They are both the same company so no biggy.
2. Wear Winter clothes
When the crowd go right, you go left. Want to wear something thats unique?
Get that Winter coat out of the closet and Wear it.
3. Start feeding your pet coffee and eating its droppings
Kopi Luwak is the new summer drink. It is basically selling for $100’s. it is coffee that includes part-digested coffee cherries eaten and defecated by a cat. If that is too expensive, start feeding your pet some coffee beans and then enjoy the digested food hot!
4. Invest in Bitcoin
Become a gazillionaire with the latest money we have just created called “Titzcoin”. Get in early now by sending a cheque to us. All you need to do is sit back, relax and look at bitcoin rise in value.
5. Tell everyone you are cool
Using your Insta, Whatapp and TBH (Definately not Facebook) to tell everyone you are “cool”. If you say it enough they will totally believe you
Stay cool guys!
I’m cool! 😉
Suze x
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