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Man forgets how to drink beer in Lockdown

Liverpudlian Dulcie Wallace isn’tready to head back out socially once lockdown is over as he has forgotten how to get drunk in Public.

I never stopped drinking once we were chucked out for Covid, so I don’t know my limit.

The UK Government has opened the pubs on July 4th, and pubs are concerned about people being unable to control themselves, with one Barman, Len Godleyman, trying new techniques.

You cant enter the pub cold turkey, so we will have netflix playing some show on the tv. You can’t show sport, as they’ll think the good old days are back and start necking pints. That’s when the trouble starts

And by trouble he means

They’ll piss everywhere, including on their pants.

Photo by Harrison Haines from Pexels

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