A science experiment is happening in London that may be the cure for Covid. John Hearty, 24, has announced that he is conducting a science project in the Kitchen when quizzed about cleaning up by his housemate Laura Ennis, 23. I can't clean it up as it may cure covid19. I'm just doing my part… Continue reading “Dirty Dishes creating cure for Covid” says Lazy housemate
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Covid and laughter not infectious at first gig back
In the first gig post lockdown, Comedian Alvin Connelly did his bit in stopping the spread of Covid 19, by making noone laugh. I was eager to get back. I thought I had some good lines. Apparently not. I should have bubble tested it first The gig, infront of 200 paying customers, was a quaint… Continue reading Covid and laughter not infectious at first gig back
Covid Lockdown band release Album ‘Trapped’
Indie band 'Housebound' have released their first album, despite not existing before the Covid Lockdown was enforced. Lead singer Brandy Medina details how they were formed. I was sitting at home having been furloughed. Then I went on Amazon and bought a piano. Then all I needed was a band. The band had their first… Continue reading Covid Lockdown band release Album ‘Trapped’
Man divorces woman after Covid haircut
With barbers and hairdressers not open due to Covid, couples are taking to cut each other's hair, with some disaterous results. Marvin Moses, from Manchester, has filed for divorce as a result of his trim of back and sides. I asked for a trim, and she butchered it His soon to be ex wife was… Continue reading Man divorces woman after Covid haircut
Man forgets how to drink beer in Lockdown
Liverpudlian Dulcie Wallace isn'tready to head back out socially once lockdown is over as he has forgotten how to get drunk in Public. I never stopped drinking once we were chucked out for Covid, so I don't know my limit. The UK Government has opened the pubs on July 4th, and pubs are concerned about… Continue reading Man forgets how to drink beer in Lockdown
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