... 49 before I marry you #20 Non Smoker Smoking. As bad for you as that picture I used. Glad its not in pubs now. the smell on your clothes was terrible. I am part of the generation that had experienced both. Prefer it as it is now.
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50 steps until I go jogging with you…
...49 until I marry you #19. Must be smaller than me At the risk of being Heightist, I have to win one battle. If I am taller than you, thats a win for me. Also useful to be spotted in crowds easily, meeting point on dancefloor and reaching for top shelf magazines
50 steps before I go Jogging with you…
...49 until I marry you #18. Has a song with your name in it Taylor Swift, Elton John, Beautiful South. All write songs about current or past lovers. I need to make some money off you some how. Also preferable if you have a name that rhymes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwxXIPEW8aA
Thrillseeker Holidaymaker with Deathwish
London A thrill seeking Tourist from Italy has chosen to stand in the middle of the escalator looking around during rush hour on the Jubilee tube. The Tourist, Mauro Prublemma, 17, took the stance on the stand left or right on Tuesday morning at 8.15. He was looking for a coffee place in Canary wharf.… Continue reading Thrillseeker Holidaymaker with Deathwish
50 steps before I go jogging with you…
...49 until I marry you #17 Go into the bathroom after me and not gag Shitting. The one thing we all do. Mine are smellier than most. One was rumoured to have killed a family of 5 who were in a 10 metre radius during a movement. Another was told to have left a man… Continue reading 50 steps before I go jogging with you…
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