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Government Warning: Dress for the body you want, not the one you have

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The UK government have issued a statement, along with a hosepipe ban, has told people its “OK” to get Naked.

A Whitehall representative said:

“If you want to have a cool body, then don’t wear shirt or trousers. Simple as”

In reaction to the statement, the public has being stripping off all over most of the UK.

Places that haven’t reacted to the green light for less clothes is, surprisingly, Newcastle.

Local resident Mark “Markie” Marks has stated

“We just think people need to cover up, aye”

Sales of companies that specialise in Mankinis have gone up 47% since the announcement

 

 

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