The Yoga industry took a massive shock today as a fart reverberated around the dojo.
Hayden Richards, at his 3rd class, had a bit too much relaxation as he let one slip.
I mean I didn’t know I had it in me. It just sort of happened. It was too late to stop or sound over with a cough.
The class was fairly full and the yoga particioners in close vicinity of him all shot Hayden a look.
I had to think fast. So I made a loud declaration that it was the mat making the noise. Which it sometimes does.
This seemed to satisfy the majority of people in the surrounding area, however one, Helen, moved in a direction further away from Hayden’s ass
To be fair, she was right in the firing line. I don’t think it was a smelly one. At least I hope not.