A homeowner was today plunged into worry when a spider they had been tracking has disappeared I was tracking it to see if it was going to come near me, as I was in bed. I went to get a brush so I could deal with it humanely, and when I returned it was gone… Continue reading Homeowner – Where did spider go?
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Man divorces woman after Covid haircut
With barbers and hairdressers not open due to Covid, couples are taking to cut each other's hair, with some disaterous results. Marvin Moses, from Manchester, has filed for divorce as a result of his trim of back and sides. I asked for a trim, and she butchered it His soon to be ex wife was… Continue reading Man divorces woman after Covid haircut
Man forgets how to drink beer in Lockdown
Liverpudlian Dulcie Wallace isn'tready to head back out socially once lockdown is over as he has forgotten how to get drunk in Public. I never stopped drinking once we were chucked out for Covid, so I don't know my limit. The UK Government has opened the pubs on July 4th, and pubs are concerned about… Continue reading Man forgets how to drink beer in Lockdown
Happy Fat Hares Day
Today is Fat Hares day. Celebrating all hares who are slightly overweight. The celebration cam about when organiser John Fottingham over fed his pet hare. To be honest, It just ate and ate. I don't even know it was male or female, so we made the day all inclusive to celebrate all body types of… Continue reading Happy Fat Hares Day
Big Voice in Fake crowd noise business
As we head back into events with no crowds, audiences are still looking for that authentic sound when they are watching their events, be it a murmur of prayer at a mass or shouting at the game. That's where Niall Fuentes of 'Fake boos' comes in I have been creating fake crowd reactions since I… Continue reading Big Voice in Fake crowd noise business