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Man finds it difficult to wear adult clothes again at job

Mikhail Hunt is going back to work next monday, However, he has nothing to wear. I have been working from home for the last 3 months or so. I have done a few clean outs of the house, you know, asking things 'do they spark joy?'. And I threw out my work clothes. Now I… Continue reading Man finds it difficult to wear adult clothes again at job

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Celebrate Nothing to Celebrate Day today

Photo by Luke Webb from Pexels Today is Nothing, the day of the year where there is no National day to celebrate Coming in between National 'Eat your veg' day and 'Splurge Day', today has nothing to celebrate. Some people did their own things to celebrate I woke up this morning and I just said 'I have no… Continue reading Celebrate Nothing to Celebrate Day today

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Woman sues earth for Net carbon neutrality leftovers

Photo by Singkham from Pexels Isabelle Pennington today launched a lawsuit against the eartht as she is beyond carbon neutral so it owes her for existing. I have dedicated my life to be for the Environment. I now actively produce oxygen in my live tree jacket that I wear. I have calculated that I have over 1,000 tonnes… Continue reading Woman sues earth for Net carbon neutrality leftovers

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Squeeze from your bottom for longer life

Scientists have announced that people who squeeze from the bottom of the Toothpaste tube can extend your life by 5 years The Institute of Teeth, who compled the servey, had 100 people divided evenly as people who squeezed their toothpaste from the middle, and people who squeezed from the bottom. We then measured their stress… Continue reading Squeeze from your bottom for longer life