Portland - USA Netflix announces a new innovation that will certainly shake up the market "A FILM WITH YOU IN IT" This is uniquely presented by creating a mirror image of yourself and showing a movie of it for 90mins. "Its a unique concept, everybody should love themselves!" A. A. Person from Netflix HQ This… Continue reading And the Oscar goes to…..YOU!
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Brexit means more Exits
The major fallout of a Prexit (Premature Exit) Brexit is that more exits are being used in daily language Examples of Exits used according to Enclyopedia bi fortnighty Grexit - Grand Exit. When someone makes a comment and leaves room on a high. Also known as a "Drop mike". Actexit - An actual Exit. This… Continue reading Brexit means more Exits
Gay cake Goes off
Food - Belfast The cake at the centre of the "Gay cake discrimination" case has been declared "inedible" by Doctors. The cake, now inhabited by a large amount of food flies, was left in the court as the case was ongoing. The court case, started in Belfast, has been going on for nearly 4 years.… Continue reading Gay cake Goes off
Woman (26) uses Dictionary for first time to find meaning of Dictionary
Penny Taghts, from London, Used a dictionary today for the first time in her 28 years to find out what a Dictionary was. "I was aware of what it was but I didn't know what it was" She came across the book with words, which she thought was a book, many times, just putting it… Continue reading Woman (26) uses Dictionary for first time to find meaning of Dictionary
Jokes on U.N. as laughing at a different Trump
The United Nations have today issued as statement that they weren't laughing at Trump or what he was saying. A french spokeman, Jean- Paul Pénis stated "It was a timing thing, someone let a rude sound out. How do you say....fart" The Swedish official, Liten Knopp, confirmed the release of air as the meaning for… Continue reading Jokes on U.N. as laughing at a different Trump