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Squeeze from your bottom for longer life

Scientists have announced that people who squeeze from the bottom of the Toothpaste tube can extend your life by 5 years The Institute of Teeth, who compled the servey, had 100 people divided evenly as people who squeezed their toothpaste from the middle, and people who squeezed from the bottom. We then measured their stress… Continue reading Squeeze from your bottom for longer life

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Organising a p*ss up in a Brewery is actually difficult

Event organiser Fern Hamerd, tried to organise an alcoholic event in a brewery for 20 people but struggled. My boss said I couldnt't organise a piss up in a brewery, so I tried. And she was right. I am currently evaluating my life choices. The Event, stylised as a 'Hopping party' was set in Local… Continue reading Organising a p*ss up in a Brewery is actually difficult

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Writer buys Typewriter to show he is a writer

E.M. Kelly today bought a typewriter to finally announce to his world that he is a writer. Kelly took this purchase to his social media where he hashtagged alot that he finally made it Finally got this baby #writer #iamawriter #oldwriting #howdoyouuseoneofthese Realistically, Kelly in his tiny flat in London, has no space for such… Continue reading Writer buys Typewriter to show he is a writer