Man sad that he is no longer beating the system and has to go to the bathroom on his own time.
Category: Fake News
“Dirty Dishes creating cure for Covid” says Lazy housemate
A science experiment is happening in London that may be the cure for Covid. John Hearty, 24, has announced that he is conducting a science project in the Kitchen when quizzed about cleaning up by his housemate Laura Ennis, 23. I can't clean it up as it may cure covid19. I'm just doing my part… Continue reading “Dirty Dishes creating cure for Covid” says Lazy housemate
Increase in ‘Jumper for goalposts’ games as Covid takes hold
A 78% increase in casual games of football with Jumper for goalposts as councils take away actual goalposts to stop games. One town has even set up a casual league for games daily. You say its a league, but nobody really keeps score, or do the same players play every day. And team numbers vary.… Continue reading Increase in ‘Jumper for goalposts’ games as Covid takes hold
Covid and laughter not infectious at first gig back
In the first gig post lockdown, Comedian Alvin Connelly did his bit in stopping the spread of Covid 19, by making noone laugh. I was eager to get back. I thought I had some good lines. Apparently not. I should have bubble tested it first The gig, infront of 200 paying customers, was a quaint… Continue reading Covid and laughter not infectious at first gig back
That’s a sick Selfie
Local Woman Elaine Sanford self diagnosed herself with Jaundice has left hospital today after she was diagnosed with 'poor filter' by hospital Selfie loving Elaine noticed her selfies were getting yellow when she took her 50th photo of her in the on her socially distant walk with her friends. I just posted it online and… Continue reading That’s a sick Selfie
Funny Only Because I Know You 