Photo from Pexels.com Stratford upon Avon resident Frances Christensen has found 50p in his bid to get 5k from the couch. Frances, who signed up to the scheme, was surprised how easy it was to find I was watching netflix and I put my hand down the side and found the cash. Delighted Frances, since… Continue reading Couchto5K update – Man finds 50p
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Squeeze from your bottom for longer life
Scientists have announced that people who squeeze from the bottom of the Toothpaste tube can extend your life by 5 years The Institute of Teeth, who compled the servey, had 100 people divided evenly as people who squeezed their toothpaste from the middle, and people who squeezed from the bottom. We then measured their stress… Continue reading Squeeze from your bottom for longer life
Fart at yoga blamed on ‘Mat movement’
Dramatisation of scene The Yoga industry took a massive shock today as a fart reverberated around the dojo. Hayden Richards, at his 3rd class, had a bit too much relaxation as he let one slip. I mean I didn't know I had it in me. It just sort of happened. It was too late to… Continue reading Fart at yoga blamed on ‘Mat movement’
Organising a p*ss up in a Brewery is actually difficult
Event organiser Fern Hamerd, tried to organise an alcoholic event in a brewery for 20 people but struggled. My boss said I couldnt't organise a piss up in a brewery, so I tried. And she was right. I am currently evaluating my life choices. The Event, stylised as a 'Hopping party' was set in Local… Continue reading Organising a p*ss up in a Brewery is actually difficult
Hoarder finds something useful in Hoard
Scarlett Farrow, Manchester, Today found a Spork she could use 10 years after finding it in a previous clearout. The Spork, a spoon fork combination, was purchased more than 10 years ago, and maybe even not by Scarlett, but it has survived the previous clear out in 2010 and reared its head again. I remember… Continue reading Hoarder finds something useful in Hoard